How Am I Gonna Be An Octopus About This

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Posted 1 hour ago With 334,903 notes

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

Posted 1 hour ago With 46,569 notes

dioburandou:

1mbps:

dioburandou:

greatjaggi:

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds

Posted 2 hours ago With 25,399 notes

Why don’t you grow up, mom? Ginny wanted me here. I was the one who took care of her. I took her to her appointments and made her breakfast every day. I earned this. What did you do, huh? She’s lying there dying, and where the hell are you? Now what? You’ve decided to, oh, I don’t know, make your eldest son homeless? Great family, mom.

sasstrick:

falloutboyfanblog:

I live for the music video for Fall Out Boy’s cover of Beat It

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Can we also appreciate when the sumo wrestler held Patrick back by the head

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and Pete jumped on the other dude’s back in an attempt to help

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bonus:

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Posted 3 hours ago With 812 notes

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

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Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

ma-jenka:

When people walk slow in front of you

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Posted 4 hours ago With 208,170 notes

“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.”

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

is this where the bro slow clap originated

Posted 5 hours ago With 33,679 notes

lady-darkstreak:

unclewhisky:

thorkizilla:

Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]

I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.

BUT NO.

HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.

AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT.  I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.

WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES.  I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

The Avengers are always the most fun when they’re acting like a dysfunctional trailer trash family that just happens to have superpowers and goes and saves the world now and then.

dysfunctional trailer trash avengers are my kind of people

overlypolitebisexual:

female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe

Posted 7 hours ago With 69,664 notes