How Am I Gonna Be An Octopus About This

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

Posted 45 seconds ago With 484,807 notes

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

Posted 1 hour ago With 226,571 notes

dysfunctionalqueer:

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you. 

Posted 2 hours ago With 91,082 notes

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

Posted 3 hours ago With 206,478 notes

mycrawft:

Snakehole Lounge: Pawnee’s Sickest Night Club + Text Posts

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

disgustedsigh:

sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help

Posted 11 hours ago With 29,679 notes

“Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did.”

(107/365) by (DS)

i really, really like this. 

(via kiddings)

Posted 12 hours ago With 277,299 notes

tiredestprincess:

i thought this was going to be an onion article

it’s from rolling stone

klartie:

tahnosmainbitch:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

normally pillows get laid between the guys to prevent cuddles or one guy sleeps above the covers while the other one sleeps below

if not those, one will  sleep on the ground or in a sleeping bag or a blow up mattress if available

incredible 

Posted 13 hours ago With 222,795 notes