How Am I Gonna Be An Octopus About This

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

Posted 37 minutes ago With 456,198 notes

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

Posted 1 hour ago With 499,914 notes

grumpysalmon:

a very supportive community that I can get behind

vanthem:

Inspired by this contest submission

unfollower:

how people can read karkat’s pesterlogs and write “fuckass” off as the funniest and most creative insult he’s used is beyond me like

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Posted 4 hours ago With 24,691 notes

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

Posted 5 hours ago With 670,660 notes

fullmetalpipscream:

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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Posted 8 hours ago With 692,315 notes

pansoph:

it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

Posted 10 hours ago With 254,498 notes

Tagged: #ghostie #uwu

Tagged: #pokemon

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

Posted 10 hours ago With 19,332 notes

monstergf:

a spooky pastel deep sea mermaid and a kind of lava mermaid who takes form in pools and puddles of lava. she’s HOT ;)

Tagged: #mermaids