How Am I Gonna Be An Octopus About This

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nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

Posted 43 minutes ago With 13,505 notes

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

Posted 50 minutes ago With 97,050 notes

Panic! In front of the cute girl

Posted 50 minutes ago With 57,558 notes

onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

Tagged: #vine

miaman:

im LAME

Tagged: #comic

panerabreadelitist:

this is good reminder that if you are suffering from depression or suicidal thoughts to talk to someone and try your hardest to get help. people out there care about you

Posted 2 hours ago With 7,070 notes

horseingaboutt:

fencelinephotography:

Breakfast in bed, or breakfast as bed?

This sounds like a dream come true.

killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

Posted 5 hours ago With 23,441 notes

  • video game companies: *makes game with female/LGBT characters*
  • dudebros: wHAT HTe fUCK IS THSI SOCIAL ,.JUSITICE SHI.,,T,,...,.I canNOT,, BELEIVVB nnOT BYINHG...,

Posted 7 hours ago With 13,792 notes

Tagged: #best

giliananderson:

yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.

Posted 7 hours ago With 3,941 notes