she/her pronouns uwu
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I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
the thing that really hits me about getting older isn’t my age but the fact that i can remember things from like 15 years ago
Tagged: #tbh i'm thinking about it because i can't sleep #so i was singing to myself and i ended up singing a barney song #and i'm pretty sure the last time i heard it was about 15 years ago #at my brother's eighth birthday party at a laser tag place #when you wanted more tokens they made you sing the happy family barney song #which is like the meanest thing you can make a group of eight year old boys do #or at least it was then #he had those dirt and worm pudding cups instead of a cake #one kid refused to eat his #he thought it was actual dirt #ok i am going to try to sleep again good night #mine
If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
their thought process never got past the word “suck”
Tagged: #thanks pete
- any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other
Friendly reminder that no one really has their life figured out and that everyone is pretending just as much as you are.
i love being the radical degenerate queer of the family.